lack of focus

Weekend hangover -
Want to go home and take nap.
Why just sit and stare?
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SXSW

Wailing blues guitar,
It's only Tuesday--please stop.
You're hurting my head.

This is not a high school cafeteria, or: can't you just sit at 3 tables for 4?

adults eating lunch,
pull three tables together
every.single.day.

you work together
all day and night and weekend
leave the office, nerds!
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collaboration

stop sametime-ing me!
Glad to help, Other Office,
but you drive me nuts.
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Signs He Will Kill Us All

Wears knee-length trench coats
Farts without inhibition
Mumbles to himself

Wait, that still comes on?

What are you doing?
Never expected to hear
"I'm watchin' the Feud."

Primary Elections

Poor, poor Kay Bailey.
The general consensus
was anti-DC.

Secession, tea bags,
The way Perry says "Texans"
Just ridiculous.

Bill White is just eh,
but I will always have my
Shelia Jackson Lee.

I bet sometimes they wish they were killer whales

today's top headline:
"CAPTURED DOLPHINS AREN'T SMILING"
My frown's not so bad.

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diet in busy season

 free pizza, wafting-----
in my mind - nom, nom, nom, nom
come on, self control

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Work Winter Wardrobes

Men in cardigans
Make me uncomfortable.
Mister Rogers, eh?

Ah, sweater weather --
a chance for sweater wearers
to look swell and weird.

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Dilemma

5:15 meeting,
Or I could meet friends for drinks.
What's a girl to do?

For the boss

Thinking that you are
the only considerate person
makes you rude.