I bet sometimes they wish they were killer whales

today's top headline:
"CAPTURED DOLPHINS AREN'T SMILING"
My frown's not so bad.

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diet in busy season

 free pizza, wafting-----
in my mind - nom, nom, nom, nom
come on, self control

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Work Winter Wardrobes

Men in cardigans
Make me uncomfortable.
Mister Rogers, eh?

Ah, sweater weather --
a chance for sweater wearers
to look swell and weird.

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Dilemma

5:15 meeting,
Or I could meet friends for drinks.
What's a girl to do?

For the boss

Thinking that you are
the only considerate person
makes you rude.

what is on your face?

Apolo Ohno
do you have a soul patch to
prove you have facial hair?

Why I Shouldn't Try to Check Voicemail When I Wake Up At 2:55 a.m.

Whoops, hardly know you--
Clumsy fingers slipped and called
Really, you're asleep?

Vacation Day

should have worked harder
I'm at home at 1 a.m.,
working to finish.

Meditations on the KXAN Station Fire that Resulted in Signal Interruption

Numb, maybe in shock?
Or do I really not care?
Missed the ladies' skates.

Thank You

Thank you, Haiku blog
Now I find myself, all day,
counting syllables.

Vacation Eve

I should be thinking:
"What all do I need to do?
Not - "When can I leave?"

Intern Face

first lesson today
i hope he knows better than
to give me that look

Don't Tell Sam

Appropriate to
get into a facebook fight
with your mother-in-law?

Justified or not
no need to post about my son's
rare bouts of bad acts

may be a mother's
hypocrisy, but Henry's
my update fodder

Periodic Performance Feeback

Kudos to Buster -
he Exceeds Expectations.
The rest: Does Not Meet.

Leaves

Covering my "yard"
Kind of pretty to look at
But they're disgusting

Letter to Fleetwod Mac

I apologize
I did not appreciate
You rock my face off

Ski Jumping

Flying through the air
just like I do on the Wii
- except I'm better

The Blog

Cubicle Haiku

Started strong with many posts

Has declined lately

Status Updates

Mondays, TV shows,
weather, pets and sonograms
make you a dumbass

lipstick on a pig

Mardi Gras, You say?
Going to the Big Easy?!
No, just Galveston.
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