lack of focus

Weekend hangover -
Want to go home and take nap.
Why just sit and stare?
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SXSW

Wailing blues guitar,
It's only Tuesday--please stop.
You're hurting my head.

This is not a high school cafeteria, or: can't you just sit at 3 tables for 4?

adults eating lunch,
pull three tables together
every.single.day.

you work together
all day and night and weekend
leave the office, nerds!
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collaboration

stop sametime-ing me!
Glad to help, Other Office,
but you drive me nuts.
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Signs He Will Kill Us All

Wears knee-length trench coats
Farts without inhibition
Mumbles to himself

Wait, that still comes on?

What are you doing?
Never expected to hear
"I'm watchin' the Feud."

Primary Elections

Poor, poor Kay Bailey.
The general consensus
was anti-DC.

Secession, tea bags,
The way Perry says "Texans"
Just ridiculous.

Bill White is just eh,
but I will always have my
Shelia Jackson Lee.

I bet sometimes they wish they were killer whales

today's top headline:
"CAPTURED DOLPHINS AREN'T SMILING"
My frown's not so bad.

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diet in busy season

 free pizza, wafting-----
in my mind - nom, nom, nom, nom
come on, self control

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Work Winter Wardrobes

Men in cardigans
Make me uncomfortable.
Mister Rogers, eh?

Ah, sweater weather --
a chance for sweater wearers
to look swell and weird.

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Dilemma

5:15 meeting,
Or I could meet friends for drinks.
What's a girl to do?

For the boss

Thinking that you are
the only considerate person
makes you rude.

what is on your face?

Apolo Ohno
do you have a soul patch to
prove you have facial hair?

Why I Shouldn't Try to Check Voicemail When I Wake Up At 2:55 a.m.

Whoops, hardly know you--
Clumsy fingers slipped and called
Really, you're asleep?

Vacation Day

should have worked harder
I'm at home at 1 a.m.,
working to finish.

Meditations on the KXAN Station Fire that Resulted in Signal Interruption

Numb, maybe in shock?
Or do I really not care?
Missed the ladies' skates.

Thank You

Thank you, Haiku blog
Now I find myself, all day,
counting syllables.

Vacation Eve

I should be thinking:
"What all do I need to do?
Not - "When can I leave?"

Intern Face

first lesson today
i hope he knows better than
to give me that look

Don't Tell Sam

Appropriate to
get into a facebook fight
with your mother-in-law?

Justified or not
no need to post about my son's
rare bouts of bad acts

may be a mother's
hypocrisy, but Henry's
my update fodder