Spontaneous Christianity!

My boss decided
That we are closed tomorrow.
Yea! Three-day work week.

He Will Kill Us All - April Fools Edition

Can't go along with
"Lets log him out of his phone!"
Last laugh will be his.

Croutons

Nothing but burnt bread
They make salads edible
What a tasty crunch!

lack of focus

Weekend hangover -
Want to go home and take nap.
Why just sit and stare?
.

SXSW

Wailing blues guitar,
It's only Tuesday--please stop.
You're hurting my head.

This is not a high school cafeteria, or: can't you just sit at 3 tables for 4?

adults eating lunch,
pull three tables together
every.single.day.

you work together
all day and night and weekend
leave the office, nerds!
.

collaboration

stop sametime-ing me!
Glad to help, Other Office,
but you drive me nuts.
.

Signs He Will Kill Us All

Wears knee-length trench coats
Farts without inhibition
Mumbles to himself

Wait, that still comes on?

What are you doing?
Never expected to hear
"I'm watchin' the Feud."

Primary Elections

Poor, poor Kay Bailey.
The general consensus
was anti-DC.

Secession, tea bags,
The way Perry says "Texans"
Just ridiculous.

Bill White is just eh,
but I will always have my
Shelia Jackson Lee.